Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Sign #1 this conference will suck: Ice breaker question, how many proud virgins do we have in the room, overwhelming response. Looks like I'm not getting laid this weekend.
We left an ass print on the piano.
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Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
I'm off the liquor
You're forefathers are ashamed of you. They didn't struggle to make it to America so that you could become a soft dick
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
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I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
Oh my god, I totally forgot we call your penis "Godzilla's Tail".
You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
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