i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
At least a dozen asian tourists will be showing their friends pictures of me peeing off of Hoover Dam with a cop pointing his gun at me when they get home. I worry about the impact on their children.
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
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He just asked for the blowjob I promised him 3 years ago that he'd get the next time Michigan beat Ohio State. Goddamnit.
First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
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IT IS CHRISTMAS EVE AND I AM SUPPOSED TO BE HAVING SEX WITH AN ATTRACTIVE BLACK MAN IN THE NEXT FEW DAYS AND I JUST GOT MY PERIOD. WHEN PEOPLE ASK ME WHY I DON'T BELIEVE IN GOD I WILL TELL THEM OF THIS DAY.
Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
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