Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
worst morning ever. completed my walk of shame home to find my parents, grandma, and priest had come down to surprise me on my birthday. now i'm in the car with them to go get my car from the bar.
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
I think drinking White Russians at half past four in the afternoon is perfectly acceptable. I'd bought a LOT of milk and cream that needs to be used up. Resourceful, check, fuckable, check. You have a great girlfriend here pal.
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
Are those your contacts stuck to the mirror?!
Yeah. Drunk me tried to put my contacts on the mirror where my eyes were.
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