I woke up this morning with a bag of pepperonis in my bed.... and my facebook status was "pepperonis"
bring money and cleavage
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
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i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
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I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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