LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
turns out that the cat the james was trying to catch was a raccoon. call me when you get this, i need an ER buddy
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Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
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Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
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