Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.
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Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
I wish someone would just come knock on my door and fuck me already so that me and my stuffed animals aren't the only ones who see my amazing spring break tan. I'm not getting skin cancer so I can just sit here abstinent.
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
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Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
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