everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
i'm so high that my cigarette just tasted like chef boyardee. no lie.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
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He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
We tried to hook you up with a girl but you said you'd rather fuck the large muscular black man because "At least he'd be tight". He was the bouncer, he heard you.
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
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The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
I DO have hobbies! I drink. I drink more. I catfish men on Grindr with photos of guys who are less attractive than me. I listen to Lovecraftian podcasts. I'm very well-rounded.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
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