Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
in my drunkeness I still was able to plan for the morning. I duck taped my keys, a water bottle full of mimosa and my cell phone to the front door.
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
I don't know what's worse. The fact that my biological mother is an unwitting bigamist, or the fact that my half sister is trying to seduce my girlfriend.
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
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