Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
one of my coworkers asked me if I was PMSing today...... excuse me sir, but it is none of your business as to what my uterus is or is not doing right now. fucker.
and yea, I'm PMSing.
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
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