Heybabeimwearingurpanties
so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
Highlight of the night was you walking into the men's room yelling "My husband is diabetic" and crawling under the stall to yell at me.
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
Why is there a water bottle full of red wine on my desk this morning?
See you tonight.
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
The last thing I remember is being given a cup full of absinthe and deciding I needed to wear my tool belt
You were returned to the hotel by someone wearing a priest costume and carrying knives.
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