We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
home. puking in laundry basket.
It tastes like I coughed up blood....hello liver damage, I've been expecting you.
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You drunk yet?
Nope. Give me two hours then delete my texts before you read them.
Cant make any promises.
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
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He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
One three hour marathon fuck session and now she's divorcing her husband. Should I get business cards made?
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
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