Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
my new years resolutions dont apply when im drunk
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
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I woke up to you in just boxers at my door at 7a.m. with you saying how many squrriels you counted on the walk back, then you made me penis shaped pancakes
I was so drunk that I didn't realize he was staying at the Waldorf. I walk of shamed the Astoria, do you even know what this means?
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
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Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
I want a bottle of whiskey to be dropped at my doorstep like a stork drops babies when they are delivered to their parents.
God what have you done to be that much in need of alcohol.
Me WANTS my preciousssssssssss
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
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