she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
He felt like a one man threesome
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
Her roommate texted her and told her that her cat died. Now she's double-fisting bottles of wine while howling and wailing her dead cat's name. Not how I pictured this booty call.
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Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
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I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
Its not often you get to say, "The security guard at my job is my new drug dealer," but as of last night, I get to say it.
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
I want a musical about memes.
My boob job is like a master key that gets me in any door, any party and anyone’s pants! They’re magical!
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