I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
Randomize
