forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
I'm obsessing over hocus pocus right now. What if I change my Grindr profile to "come little children, I'll take thee away to a land of enchantment"
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
You are lucky that I'm drunk. Otherwise I would bone you into another universe
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
Randomize
