Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
Throwing up while listening to pandora radio. Don't tell me my life doesn't have theme music.
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
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