quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
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so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
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On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
You spent an hour sitting naked in your neighbor's Jeep Wrangler yelling in a terrible British accent about how you were "on a safari". Then you passed out on your lawn.
So apparently my bro is going to make me fix his tattoo this trip... He sent me a pic of said tattoo. Tattoo is of a sperm, on his penis, which was in a woman's mouth... Wth
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