its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
I ran into the kitchen halfway through hooking up cause I forgot I put the cookies on the oven too high. Came back and she was gone but the only thing I could think about was all the extra cookies I could eat now. Got through about 6 before I realized why she left.
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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