My aunt just said- "pizza is like sex. Even if it ain't good it ain't bad." Obviously she doesn't know us too well.
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
I was going through my mom's stuff to find her xanax, and I found her vibrators instead. Plural. That is like the opposite of what I wanted.
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
Randomize
