do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
drinking out of a sandbucket again
Three questions... How drunk were you? How long until we can make fun of you for this? Do you even really need a spleen?
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
Dude you ate toast sprawled out on my kitchen floor and said "this is comfy". No more day drinking.
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
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