matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
The prescription for my birth control just blew away in the wind on my way back from the health center. It's like god wants me to get pregnant
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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