yeah so this exboyfriend of yours reckons you're still together and he punched me in the face cos i slept with you last week. you might wanna have a word with him or at a minimum change your facebook status.
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
You know that tattoo place next to Dallas? The naked sexy frog on my neck is proof that their "won't tattoo if drunk" sign is bullshit!
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