Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
Also: that bruise on my leg where you left like 3 sets of teeth marks keeps getting run into the corners of desks and shit. And I can't even complain to anyone at work
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
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