Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
ACTUALLY FUNNIEST MOMENT OF THE NIGHT WAS WHEN YOU WERE TALKING TO HIM AND YOU SAID "WHEN YOU MEET ME IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE A LOT ANGRIER." And then he said "WHEN I MEET YOU IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE LESS DRUNK, HOPEFULLY."
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
Dude, I'm at a wedding and there's a mashed potato bar and bacon strip appetizers. I'm getting all emotional.
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
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