It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
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