And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
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Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
And by "hammer out the details" you know I mean spending 20 minutes on wedding plans then getting wine drunk, right?
So the keyword here is "hammered"?
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
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7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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