just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
I seem to remember you being very disappointed that drinking Michelob Ultra didn't give you magic powers.
I just opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a tube of mascara. Get on my level
How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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