He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
The hospital said it would be 'irresponsible' for them to allow people to book stomach pumps.
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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