Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
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I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
remind me to get a blood sugar test this week. I'm pretty sure I'm a mojito away from diabetes.
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
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Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
I promise not to pretend to be Jesus and take the wheel. But to my credit you shouldn't be saying that while I'm that drunk and we are in a car.
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
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