if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
Dude your not gonna get by security covered in blood wearing only a robe
Don't worry I'm drunk they won't say anything
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
MIDGETS
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Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
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