would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
I hereby state that I am over the age of 18. If I am not of age to purchase or consume alcohol products, I hereby acknowledge that I have not received any alcohol products from said party host. Also, in the event of injury or death, said party host is not to be held accountable. Please reply with your full name and today's date for your e-signature". *note: no text, no entry.*
Sorry bro, just a precaution. You know, ever since the "Jake incident". What a douche.
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
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