ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
Note to self: remember to figure out whether melted cheese is a liquid when not stoned
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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