Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
The cop let me finish my J before he cuffed me. Coolest arresting officer ever.
You're 31, how do you still outdrink all these college kids?
Practice, Irish genes, and a lack of desire to live past 40. But mostly practice.
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
Randomize
