She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
This is the minute she broke up with me. If you're receiving this mass text, you are one for the girls who made me promise to text you at this point.
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
I didn't think this needed to be said, but our sexts are an emoji free zone
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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