is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
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