I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
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