Who did Billy Mays play for?
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
When I masturbate I pretend my dick is the slap chop an I'm destroying vegtables. Do you think that's a eating disorder?
you kept yelling at her to "show me your genitals" until the bouncers told us to leave...at which point you showed them YOUR genitals...
please don't ever take me to a strip club again...
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Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
So he told me he wanted to fertilize my caviar. Im avoiding all foreign exchange students from now on.
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True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
Things I have learned since the start of my first college spring break: do not fart in an enclosed space (such as a shower stall) when hungover. You will throw up. More lessons to follow as week continues.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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