WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
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She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
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She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
My drug dealer is giving me a 15% veterans discount on my weed for nov 11th
That's the best thing I've heard all week.
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
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