I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
You have not lived until you've puked on your sequined UGGs in the Rite Aid parking lot while going to buy emergency contraceptives.
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
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