i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
the cashier at riteaid just made the sign of the cross before he rang up my pregnancy test. now i know god is on my side
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
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He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
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All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
Harry Potter pub crawl tonight. You know you're living your life right when your check list for the evening is wizard robes, wand and acid.
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
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