Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
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