I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
I'm almost too hungover to function. Got into the wrong car by mistake. there was a rotweiler in it. Thank god he was more confused than i was for a minute.
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
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