My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
All I want to do right now is burp, puke, and fart. In that order.
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
Kid sitting next to me smells like he slept in a dutch oven full of farts. Going to die.
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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