Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
everybody makes mistakes
i didn't know they allowed you to text in ambulances
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
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