it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
my neighbors having band practice on sunday morning is a message from the universe that I should stop drinking
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
Life without a bra equals bliss.
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
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