bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
For the sake of being nice I congratulated her and she replied with something along the lines of that I need to stay away from him and not touch him ever. I really wanted to be like "been there, done that" but my New Years resolution was to not start any cat fight over boys with small dicks before noon
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
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