omg omg i just fucked paul. i need to stop doing this kind of thing.
wait, who's paul?
exactly.
I'm at the store buying plan b and vodka
the cocktail of hope
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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