Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
They only remember me when they're drunk...I'm like a suppressed memory.
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
I'm worried I'm going to miss my flight so I set a series of alarms on my phone to act as checkpoints to make sure I'll be there. 2am-stop drinking; 4am-stop fucking stephanie, get some sleep; 5am-wake up, fuck stephanie once more; 6am-get to the airport
Some guy just delivered flowers to my roommate cause he fell off a roof onto her at a party last night. I think they have a date tomorrow.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
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