So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
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Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
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She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
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