do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
I just snorted a line of adderall through a rolled up business card for the Michigan Law Admissions Office.... Tell me I'm not motivated
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
You don't understand. On her lunch break she sits on the roof, stares into the sky, and chain smokes. I can't get on her level. She is made up of java monsters with whiskey and a voice that sounds like sex.
You need to stop crushing on your boss or fuck her.
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
Then you got drunk and shit in her car. Nothing before that matters. She isn’t calling you back.
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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