whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
I'm going to have to take an awkward trip to the front desk to ask them if they found a pair of turquoise shorts and an "I'm the Mom" sweatshirt.
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
You ever fart so bad at work that you think about taking a sick day just to spare your coworkers from the savage olfactory beating they are about to receive?
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
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