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Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
My dinner guests were so drunk they never realized that I inadvertantly put Frosted Mini Wheats on the salad instead of crutons.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
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I'm reciting my presentation (beer in hand) on the porch to a snowmen audience.
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
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My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
I banged a guy named Robbie last night and in the middle of sex he begged me to scream santos. I'm pretty sure I just screwed a dude with multiple personalities.
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
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