Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
Hey, you remember years ago when you told me you would give me a kidney?
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
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