i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
And then a tiny penis fell out of my purse
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
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