Last night while we were having sex, 'God bless the USA' started playing on his itunes. He came almost immediately... so awkward.
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
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i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
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Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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