I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
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At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
What a dumb baby whore.
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
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Also, beer. Big fan.
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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