she smelled like a LAN party
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
COCAINE IS GR8
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
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