Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
Too tired to do the dishes so I made mac and cheese in a teapot. There's still some left if you want some...
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
If you hit me with your dick and make light saber noises we are breaking up. I don't care if it's your birthday, you are not a sex Jedi.
So is singing the star wars theme as I put the condom on off limits?
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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